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Friday’s Freestyle: Mitch and Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is a day away. If you’ve read my blog before, you would assume that I do not have a Valentine, and you’d be correct. I don’t think I’ve ever had a real Valentine. I think the most...
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Friday’s Freestyle: Mitch doesn’t want to be the first on Mars.
“T.G.I F. Am I right!” said every water cooler office dweeb. Hope everyone can make it through their day without burning the building down. Unless you are a professional arsonist, then try to resist...
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Friday’s Freestyle: Mitch answers a hypothetical scenario
If you didn’t notice, this is a late blog. A Midnight with Mitch so to speak. -Why is everyone obsessing over the color of this dress? It’s a K-Mart brand mumu that no one would ever wear. Are we that...
View ArticleCat calling, Mitch gives out his number, has yet to receive a call.
– I saw my friend that is a girl get cat called yesterday. She is a sassy one so she did not like this one bit. It didn’t help that the cat caller was a filthy homeless man saying “DAT BOOTY.” I don’t...
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Friday’s Freestyle: Mitch contemplates hitting on women at the gym
-This week was good, I have no complaints. I found myself in the gym yesterday (yay) attempting to gain back the weight I lost from the flu last week. In the gym there are attractive girls lifting...
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Friday’s Freestyle: Mitch Is Afraid Of Women In Cheetah Print
Women who wear leopard, cheetah, or any other sort of feline print scare me. It’s not a physical fear, it’s more that I think there has to be a catch with girl. I don’t see sexy, I see a giant yellow,...
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The Mornings With Mitch Podcast is coming!
-I have been away for far too long guys, my apologies. I will get back to my writing ways for your menial amusement soon. In more exciting news, I have an order coming in from Amazon today to start my...
View ArticleHappy Fourth of July
Everything that I wrote this morning sucked, so I am just going to keep it simple. Happy Fourth of July. Go celebrate our Independence in the most American way you can: chugging Bud Light Limes,...
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Mitch temporarily regresses with women
-It’s Friday, Friday. Gettin’ down on Friday. Party and party Yeah! FUN FUN FUN! What ever happened to Rebecca Black? She was the voice of our generation. -I used to have/sometimes do still have a...
View ArticleMitch enjoys getting his balls busted
I don’t want to brag or anything, but I was in a Buzzfeed video. I already have 5 agencies fighting over my contract, and a TV pilot on the way. But really, I’m a humble guy deep down. If only that...
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